I. Am. An. Idiot.

I just ended a phone interview for a very competitive internship with “see you soon.”

Someone shoot me in the face.

HOW PRESUMPTUOUS IS THAT?! The boss just went “…uh..yea, great!” Click. Won’t be hearing from her again. I am about 93% positive she heard me palm my forehead and let out a weary “fuuuuuuucccckkkkk” right before she hung up, too.

Uh God, fuck phone interviews. So unnatural! Well all interviews are, but I was never so uncomfortable in my life. And awkward. And I don’t mean comedic awkward, I mean you could hear my sweaty face fight to get an audible, coherent sentence out of my retarded throat, which was trying to choke itself.

Michael Cera is irresponsible for the way he falsely portrays the positive consequences of severe awkwardness.

Sigh, it’s times like these when I wish I was the Dos Equis man.

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2 Responses to “I. Am. An. Idiot.”

amoosia Says:
August 2, 2010 at 4:18 am

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACEBOOK
Jennifer Hong Says:
October 19, 2010 at 2:47 pm

I laughed out loud in class. I now thank you for creating an AWKWARD bond between me and my professor now.